I've been up for too long...

For the many many people who would read this, I'd like to share a few things. Perhaps more, perhaps less. It all depends on how long I type. First off, the doctor told me that I wouldn't have as many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of it. I told him, information that he already knows by preening my file before downloading, was that I had gotten poison ivy on my brain and it really really itched. I had try to think about sandpaper to relieve my suffering but it didn't always prevail which is why I used my finger. He asked me if I truly thought my finger went up that far and I asked him why he pooped in the refridgerator. He asked if I was stupid or something and I replied, stupid is as stupid does sir. And I do not dues stupid. I told him that my mama always said that life was like a box of chocolates. I think that's because chocolate makes your teeth fall out. Mama don't go no teeth. I buried my mama on a Tuesday but forgot to put her new hat on her, so I dug her up on a Wednesday and buried her again on Thursday. If you think that's sick, then you never had the birds flu. It's kind of like the mad cow diease minus the mooing and the occasional blurted cuss word. In other news, I'd like to give everyone this gentle reminder. The titanic didn't hit the iceburg, I pushed it.